Pick-Up Line Rejections: A Sassy Valentine’s Special

Article by Fashion Fix Daily guest writer Stephanie Boyle.

Valentine’s Day originally started as Lupercalia, a fertility celebration commemorated annually on February 15th in ancient Rome. Some of us hate it, some us don’t and hey, that’s okay. But regardless of which side you’re on, there’s one thing we can all agree on - cheesey pick-up lines are the WORST.

So whether you’re on Tinder, or happen to be approached at a bar by some creep in the shadows who thinks that a novelty French Martini is enough to shimmy off your unmentionables, here’s the ultimate guide to make your feelings crystal clear with poise, grace and sass.

Chat up line - I’d like to arrange the alphabet to put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

I kinda like how it is, especially the way ‘N’ and ‘O’ are next to each other.

Chat up line - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did it hurt every other time you were rejected for using that line?

Chat up line - Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I wish you would disappear.

Chat up line - Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Did you fall in a pile of bullshit? Cause that’s all I’m getting from you.

Chat up line - Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you a bad transplant? Because I have a funny feeling that my body is rejecting you.

Chat up line - Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Can I take your picture to prove to the jury that stalkers exist?

Chat up line - You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

And you shouldn’t tell girls what to do. Boy, bye.

Chat up line - Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Damn, if using crap pick-up lines was a crime, you’d be jailed for life!

Chat up line - You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

You may be asked to leave soon too, you’re making all the women uncomfortable.

Chat up line - Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Hey...Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under ‘goodbye’?

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