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Daisy Keens

17 posts London Website
Forever elbow deep in a share bag of Minstrels and neck deep in the fluffiest threads you've ever seen.

'Tis The Season To Fine-Tune Your Gift Face

You know the drill: It's Christmas. Relatives are due over any moment. Your mum's told you that one relative (who shall not be named because this is a true anecdote and t'would be improper of me to divulge) has bought you a dress. Fine. Cool. Dresses are nice. I'd prefer

Dear Denim, I'm Breaking Up With You

Dear Jeans, I'm breaking up with you. Surprised? I was, too. But I'm gonna spare us both the back and forth, the wishful thinking and what-if's, and serve you the situ upfront. You deserve that much, at least. Today I spent an entire nine hours in you and, truthfully, I